shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

       If I’m with a group of people, I’m okay, but actually I’m quite a nervous person if I’m just one-to-one with somebody.

liamstewrt:

You are just Clara.  C l a r a  O s w a l d .

amywiliams:

Karen Gillan - InStyle UK - September 2014

amywiliams:

Karen Gillan - InStyle UK - September 2014

i-need-that-seat:

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.

ob meme || [2/10] scenes
     ↳ I can’t stop thinking about that kiss.

mionight12:

somaperies:

potages:

gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls 

gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive

gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart 

Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho

Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.

ah yes, my favorite Biblical quote

Do not call me perfect,

a lie is never a compliment.

Call me an erratic

damaged and

insecure mess.

Then tell me that you

love me for it.

Beau Taplin || You’re a fucking wreck and I love you for it. (via recovering-ballerina) —

The information can be extracted by means of your suffering.

  1. Moffat: You should flirt with Clara
  2. Capaldi: NO WAIT I have a better idea... Dinosaur.
  3. Moffat: Wait wha-
  4. Capaldi: The doctor should flirt-
  5. Moffat: I don't-
  6. Capaldi: WITH A DINOSAUR.
  7. Moffat: Um
  8. Capaldi: *whispers* dinosauuur.

tittily:

my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’

© meanwolfs