walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I never thought about it this way. This is beautiful.
gryffindor girls kissing slytherin girls
gryffindor girls taking slytherin girls on adventures into the forbidden forest and getting them into situations where the slytherin cunning kicks in and gets them out alive
gryffindor girls defending their slytherin girlfriends w/ all their heart
Oblivious Hufflepuff girls being romanced by Slytherin girls tho
Ravenclaw girls using their witty charm to seduce all the other girls.
Do not call me perfect,
a lie is never a compliment.
Call me an erratic
Then tell me that you
love me for it.”
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’