vapooreon:

when you strip down naked in an elevator and u know everyone is checking you out

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thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear


the doctor and clara in the forest of the night.

the doctor and clara in the forest of the night.

neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

jphani:

do u ever miss a friend but u don’t want to tell them bc they’re probably doing perfectly fine without u and to them it probably doesn’t even matter and so u don’t want them to think ur annoying or needy

runecestershire:

shakespeaker:

placebonacebo:

So my school is putting on a production of Macbeth and not enough guys tried out so instead of having a girl play male Macbeth, our direction said, “Fuck it, we’re doing Lesbian Macbeth”

This is the best possible solution.

I most heartily approve of this because it is awesome.

thelittletimelady:

RTD Era Meme: [3/8] Scenes

You’re so sentimental, Doctor. Maybe you are older than you look.

clubpenguln:

bro, i dont even care anymore. fuck it! *continues to try very hard*

webpaiges:

for halloween can i be your girlfriend

Kristen Stewart on her fame whore dad.

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